(Source: alanlemon, via renegadewinchester)
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
(Source: neverendingretrodream, via goodbyegr4ceful)
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via cosmicw0lf)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via rude-and-notginger)
